Which 3 Letters Can Change a Girl Into a Women.?
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Think..
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Think Hard..
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AGE....!!!


Difference between a Boy's Eye & Girl's Eye
A Boy's Eye sees only Love in a Girl's Eye
&
A Girl's Eye always watches
Where D Boy's Eye is watching


Females keep on saying, "ALL MEN R THE SAME"
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I Say,
If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
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Hai koi jawaab?


GIRLS STUPIDITY:-
They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON.
But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR.


A Guy's plea:
"Dear Google,
Pls stop behaving like my wife.
Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence
B4 u start guessing & suggesting


FRIEND Is
"Asian Paints"-Jo Dunia Badal De.
GIRLFREND Is
"Everest Masala"-Jo Taste Me Best.
WIFE Is
"Mosqito Coil"
Jo Kone-Kone Se Dhund K Maare..


We R Not Addicted To FacebooK!
V Only Use It When V Hv Time:
LunchTime,
Break Tym,
Off Tym,
No Tym,
Dis Tym,
Dat Tym,
Any Tym,
All d Time!:


Once in 1984 Rajnikanth was touring madhya pradesh.
One night he had some stomach problem....
....today that day is mourned as the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.


Galz can never b equal 2 Boys!
Coz it takes courage 2 wear d same
clothes 4 a week and still think,
"ABHI TO KAPDE THIK THAK HE,2 DIN AUR CHALENGE"! !! :-):-


New SEBI Rule from 2moro.
Along with PAN CARD,a 'CARDIOGRAM & 'BP-GRAPH' with 'Medical Fitness certificate'is Must,If U want 2 Trade in BSE,NSE,F&O(-_-)


Rajnikant's Fb Status -
Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore.
Notification - Mark Zuckerberg And Million Others Like This.


To Evry Girl
Suffering From Many
Friend's Request
On Facebook
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Put Your Real Picture
80% Can Get Rid Of That
Problem ... =


True Meaning of
KISS
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K - Keep
I - It
S - Simple
S - Silly ...
Har Jaga Romantic Message
Chahiye Tumhei'n ?


When Men Say 'LET'S FOCUS'
In That Deep Voice ... Time To Make
A Run For It ... !!!
But
When Women Say 'LETS DISCUSS'
In That Sweet Voice ... Its Time To
Hit The Marathon !!! =


Next Time Someone Presses
The Elevator Button You've
Already Pressed...
Act Totally Impressed
&
Tell Them :
"They Did It Way Better Than
You ... !!"


Types Of Proposals:
1. I Love U
2. I Want To Spend My Rest Of Life Wid U.
3. Will U Marry Me ?
But The Latest And Favorite One Now..
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Wanna B My Chammak Challo..??


I Just Hate You !
Go Away ...
Why The Hell
You Keep Coming Again And Again
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Monday ? !
Disturbed
Sunday .


Height Of Creativity:
I've Saved My Grl Frnd's Number As BATTERY LOW.
So, Whenever She Calls & I'm Not Around,
My Mom Plugs My Phone 2 Charger Unknowingly:)


This message is strictly for
CUTE & CHARMING People Only,
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Since YOU Accidentally Receive It ,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The Technical Error


ek purani haweli main band
kamre main dhul sebhari
tasvir ke peeche lage jale
main fasi makdi ki pucch
par baithe machhar ki
kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!


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