Husband: tum kon hoo?
Biwi: pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND: nasha her gham bhola deta hai....


Wife: kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai?

Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?

Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha....


Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche
aur
kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki......


The most effective way 2 remember ur wife’s birthday

is 2 forget it once....


Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,


Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta...


Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti

Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.

Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??

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Guess?
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Come on yar?
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Sukoon


Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?
Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart
&
wife’s tears hit your pocket......


Que. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
Ans. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’


Que. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
Ans .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....


Que. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
Ans. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?


Que. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ans. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai...


Que. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
Ans. Moti-vating!!!


An idea can change ur life but a woman can change ur IDEA…
So always change women to change ideas…

What an IDEA SIR JEE…


Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.....


Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai....


Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho, or.......
WIFE: or KYA?

Btao na or kia?

Wife shouted tell me or kia?

Husband: or laalat hay aisy zindagi pey....


What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..


Apni BV ko,
apni 100% kamai dene se
10% sukh milta hai.

Kisi Dusri Lady ko apni
kamai ka 10% dene pe
100% sukh milta hae

Paisa apka
Faisla apka...


patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai...


1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker ke record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki

“Apne nahi piya tabhi to Humne liya”