When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....
some1 stole his rough notes....
and Now they call it as ..
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Wikipedia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Punchured tyre of rajnikanths vehical doesnt effect the speed of Rajnikanth.


Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.


ISRO does not exist anymore.
Rajnikanth bought all the rockets for Diwali!


Rajnikanth once told a lady - "Tu stage pe jake gaa"
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That lady is known as lady gaga.....


Rajnikant was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission in college.
He chose science, arts and commerce!!!!!!!


Rajnikanth pays salary to his boss.


When rajnikanth does overtime work gets tired.


Once Rajnikanth gave his white pair clothes to a child.
that child is today known as sultan mirza.


Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.


When Rajnikanth stares at the sun in anger,
the sun hides behind the moon,
and this phenomena is knows as a Solar Eclipse!


Scientific communitys question Which liquid turns solid on heating? ,
answered by Rajnikanth: DOSA.


When Rajnikant switches on his AC without closing the door, Winter starts in India.


Free Recharged top up for every mobile phone *Enna Rascalla*Rajnikanth#


Rajinikanth can grow mangoes on banana tree.


Rajnikant does not install an anti-virus on his PC.
All computer virus are looking for an Anti-Rajanikant software to save themselves from hands of Rajanikant.


Rajnikanth can go forward by walking backward.


Rajnikanth can speak chinese in Tamil language.


Rajani can find corner in a circle.


Ek Baar Ek Judge ne Rajnikanth Ko Crime Karte Hue Dekh Liya..
To Kya..?
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Tabse Kanoon Andha Ho Gaya..


Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.


When Graham Bell invented telephone,
he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth.


Girl (romantically) to Rajnikanth: 1 chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. per gram.
Don`t mess with Rajni!


Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky.
It fell on a planet,
which is now known as `SUN`.


Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.


Headlines of Today:
Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi,
train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.

Cyclist, Rajnikanth Faraar!


Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.


Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test,
the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.


The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature.


I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`


Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.


Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.


Q:Why India`s enemies like China and Pakistan are in north.

A:Because Rajnikant is in south.


Ram and Ravan seriously yudh kar rahe the ki Achanak!
Ravan: Chal bye.........
Ram: Kyu!!??............
Ravan: Nahi yaar, Bye............
Ram: Abey par hua kya?!............
Ravan : Piche dekh!...
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Rajnikant!!!


RAJNIKANTH purchased a 4040 acre land with 4 wells at each corner of that square site.

Guess y?

Simple..

TO PLAY CARROM.


When Rajnikant closes his eyes, it becomes night.


Rajnikant can takes 11 wickets in one over.


Once rajni was swimming in sea
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the tsunami formed.


Friends after 100 years Guess what will be the years called?
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A.R. and B.R. (After RajiniKanth and Before RajiniKanth).


Once Hritik Roshan & RAJANIKANT participate in DANCE compition.
at the end result Hritik suffers in GUZARIS film.


Once a mosquito bitten rajni so guess waht happened???..
Mosquito suffered from dengue.


When ranjnikanth is Driving Car on the road ,
all signals on road get automatic Green for him ,
and Red for all others.


Why ArmStrong was jumping on MOON
when he land first time ?
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Because he saw Ranjnikant and his children were playing Cricket on MOON.