Rajinikanth don't have change for the beggars..
So Indian gov. is preparing to release 1 lakh Rupee coin.


Rajnikanth knows the answer to: "Why this Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri di?"


If Rajnikant becomes the coach of the Indian Cricket Team...
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Don't even try to guess what will happen..! :O.
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The Indian Cricket Team will win the FIFA and Hockey World Cup too..!


once rajinikanth was murmuring some random numbers while asleep,
now its compiled to be called log book


Rajinikanth got so angry at his broomstick boy. He kicked him so hard that he went flying in the air.....
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today that boy is known all over the world as ......
HARRY POTTER


Once rajnikanth played Statue-Statue with a girl.
Till date she is stuck...
We now know her as
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The Statue of Liberty.


what did rajni say in his enemys ear that he died.
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what did he say.?????????
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Dhiskiyau


Rajnikant is d only person in world,
who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake !!


CAT is outdated.
Now the students have to prepare for RAT.
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Wondering what it is?
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RAJNIKANTH APTITUDE TEST


Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl plz talk something..
Now dat grl is known as..
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Dolly Bindra


IN INDIA FARMERS STOPED COMMITING SUISIDE.
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Rajni tried to play FARMWILLL.


Why Airtel changed their Logo??
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Because Rajnikanth didnt like it.


Once Rajnikanth hit a boy on the nose..,
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That boy 2day is known as,
Himesh Reshammiya!!


Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths.
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Now that powder is used as CEMENT


Once a guy winked at Rajnikants wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.
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We now know him as Baba Ramdev..


Worldcup schedule
2011GROUP A
AUS,PAK,SL,NZ, ZIM, CANADA,KENYA

GROUP B
IND,SA,ENG,WI,BAN,IRLAND,NETHERLAND.

GROUP C RAJNIKANTH.


once James bond shoot a person and say Im bond, James bond.

climax:~

but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies the person says

i m kanth, rajnikanth


A Astrologer was boasting himself to all the people that he can answer any question asked to him.
Then one man asked him when will rajni die.
He answered  I have doubt that even god can answer that question


Rajnikants ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz,
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Rajnikant shouted DHISHKYAAOON


Someday Rajnikanth got angry wit her mother n threw away her dinner set

today people refer to them as flying saucer n ufo.


one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shouts life on mars, life on mars

later they found
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth..


To watch rajnikant movie in 4D on mobile
Steve jobs thinking to
lunch a new mobile
name is I-RAJINI


Name : rajnikanth
hobbies : playing with lions
swimming with tsunani
skating in volcano
catching bullets when some one shoots
running against flying plane
playing with lightning
the legend of india

One and only The Rajnikanth


Now all the C,C++ programs will execute even with Errors,
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Just include the header file, rajnikanth.h


Rajnikant was born on 30 February
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Since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else.
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Mind It.


Rajnikanth can write into a READ ONLY FILE


Teacher:What is half of 8?
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Santa: 4.
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Rajni: Depend karta hai agar horizontaly aadha karo to 0' aur vertically kro to 3'


If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would hve born 150 yr back.
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Britishers would hve fought for INDEPENDENCE !!!


Ek bhoot amavas ki raat me 12 baje dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha
tu dar mat........
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Rajnikant Vajnikant jaisa kuch nahi hota!


Once Rajnikant taught a boy to play counterstrike.
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Today the boy is Known as OSAMA-BIN-LADIN!


Kal Pure INDIA Me Light Chali Gayi,

Pata Hai kyou ??

kyo Ki..

Rajnikant mobile Charge Kar Raha Tha . .


Once a boy was playin cricket outside rajinikants house
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The ball hit rajnikants window.
Rajnikant took d ball n told d boy 2 play slowly
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that boy is none other than Rahul Dravid!!


Rajnikanth went 2 world cookin championship
of course rajni won.
But
guess
what did he make in final???
Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

Rajni rocks


once dinosaur asked rajnikant for some money and then rajni gave that..

after few years dinosaur told rajni that he will not return his money from that time

it waz last time when dinosaur appeared


When Rajinikanth does push-ups,
he isnt lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.


Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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Imran hashmi.


Girl: kya tum mere ashiq ho???

boy: haan

girl: to phir mujhe chand,taare,duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do.
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boy: tumhara ashiq hu RAJNIKANT ka beta nai hun..


When rajnikant was a student
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Teachers used to bunk class


If you spell Rajanikant wrong on Google
It doesnt say, Did you mean Rajinikanth?
It simply replies,

Run while you still have the chance.

Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.


Once rajnikant was playing cricket in monsoon.......................

Rain stopped due to play.......


Good news 4 all:

No more Tsunamis will ocur on India 4m now on
bcoz........

Rajnikanth stopped washing his LUNGI in Indian Ocean...


ronaldo: maine agar football ko laat mari to wo 3 months gol gol ghumti rahegi .........
Rajni: tumhe pata hai k pruthvi gol kyun ghumti hai?!!


Rajnikanth joined CID .....
Guess what happened?
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Rajnikanth found the criminal before the crime........


Once bush said Rajnikanth don't have any power and now

the new president is Obama.....